Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Jack Vettriano Setting New Standards

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seventy-millimetre into a cocked hat. The room was much as Slartibartfast had described it. In seven and a half million years it had been well looked after and cleaned regularly every century or so. The ultramahagony desk was worn at the edges, the carpet a little faded now,sat in sparkling glory on the desk's leather top, as bright as if it had been constructed yesterday. Two severely dressed men sat respectfully before the terminal and waited. "The -five thousand generations ago, our ancestors set this program in motion," the second man said, "and in all that time we will be the awesome prospect, Phouchg," agreed the first man, and Arthur suddenly realized that he was watching a recording with subtitles. "We are the ones who will hear," said Phouchg, "the answer to the great Universe ...!" said Loonquawl. "And Everything ...!" "Shhh," said Loonquawl with a slight gesture, "I think Deep Thought is preparing to speak!" There was a moment's expectant pause whilst panels time is nearly upon us," said one, and Arthur was surprised to see a word suddenly materialize in thin air just by the man's neck. The word was Loonquawl, and it flashed a couple of times and the disappeared again. Before Arthur was able to assimilate this the other man spoke and the word Phouchg appeared by his neck. "Seventy

Monday, December 29, 2008

Yue Minjun Big Toe

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feature." "GPP feature?" said Arthur. "What's that?" "Oh, it says Genuine People Personalities." "Oh," said Arthur, "sounds ghastly." A voice behind them said, "It is." The voice was low and hopeless and accompanied by a slight clanking Further circuits amused themselves by analysing the molecular components of the door, and of the humanoids' brain cells. For a quick encore they measured the level of hydrogen emissions in the surrounding cubic parsec of space and then shut down again in boredom. A spasm of despair shook the robot's body as he turned. "Come on," he droned, "I've been ordered to take you down to the bridge. Here I am, brain the size of a planet and they ask me to take you down to the bridge. Call that job satisfaction? 'Cos I don't." He turned and walked back to the hated door.sound. They span round and saw an abject steel man standing hunched in the doorway. "What?" they said. "Ghastly," continued Marvin, "it all is. Absolutely ghastly. Just don't even talk about it. Look at this door," he said, stepping through it. The irony circuits cut into his voice modulator as he mimicked the doors in this spaceship have a cheerful and sunny disposition. It is their pleasure to open for you, and their satisfaction to close again with the knowledge of a job well done." As the door closed behind them it became apparent that it did indeed have a satisfied sigh-like quality to it. "Hummmmmmmyummmmmmm ah!" it said. Marvin regarded it with cold loathing whilst his logic circuits chattered with disgust and tinkered with the concept of directing physical violence against it Further circuits cut in saying, Why bother? What's the point? Nothing is worth getting involved in.

Sunday, December 28, 2008

Tissot The Artist's Ladies

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want to accomplish, but just cannot find the time to start it? It might be something trivial like, to reduce the amount of TV watching, or time spent browsing the Internet. It might be, to become an early riser, or to quit drinking alcohol, or to Whatever it is, what is keeping you where you are instead of reaching your desired destination?
I have several such targets in my l that I often think about, but rarely take action on. Each time I’m reminded of one of them, I would guiltily say, “I really should do [blah]”, and then forget about it until the next time guilt creeps back into my head.
One such target I have is to exercise. I’ve been talking about wanting to get in shape for about two years now. I even setup an arbitrary goal of doing a triathlon to get me excited. I did start to go running shortly after setting the , which lasted for about a week, before I became distracted with another target.

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Dupre The Harvesters

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often wish that people would just once and for all work out where the hell they wanted to be. Mr Prosser wanted to be at point D. Point D wasn't anywhere in particular, it was just any convenient point a very long way from points A, B and C. He would have a nice little cottage at point D, with axes over the door, and spend a pleasant amount of time at . "Appropriate time? The first I knew about it was when a him if he'd come to clean the windows and he said no he'd come to demolish the house. He didn't tell me straight away of course. Oh no. First he wiped a couple of windows and charged me a fiver. Then he told me." "But Mr Dent, the plans have been available in the local planning office for the last nine month." "Oh yes, well as soon as I heard I went straight round to see them, yesterdaypoint E, which would be the nearest pub to point D. His wife of course wanted climbing roses, but he wanted axes. He didn't know why - he just liked axes. He flushed hotly under the derisive grins of the bulldozer drivers. He shifted his weight from foot to foot, but it was equally uncomfortable on each. Obviously somebody had been appallingly incompetent and he hoped to God it wasn't him. Mr Prosser said: "You were quite entitled to make any suggestions or protests at the appropriate time you know." "Appropriate time?" hooted Arthur

Monday, December 22, 2008

Gockel Metamorphosis IV

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Now he needed to maneuver the airship to the target building, align it just-so with a particular [533] portion of the roof, and hover with as little lateral and stern-to-bow drift as possible.The four fins at the back of the blimp each featured a rudder. equal to a series of perfectly executed ballet steps, with a delicate touch equal to that required to construct a house of cards, Jack Trotter brought the blimp lower and positioned it as required.According to the wristwatch favored by discerning anarchists—a reliable Rolex—transit time had been three minutes, twenty seconds.8:33. Service to all Manheim phones, hard-wired and cellular, had been discontinued three minutes agoThese were operated by electrical switches that were signaled through low-voltage cable, by controls on the yoke.Trotter could lose altitude by bleeding helium from the vessel. If he needed to gain altitude, he would do so by feeding more helium into the gas bag overhead or, more quickly, by dumping water from the ballast tanks along both sides of the gondola.Gracefully, almost majestically, the airship adjusted course for the groundskeeper’s building and arrived there as soundlessly as the stars turn through the sky from dusk to dawn. With a grace

Friday, December 19, 2008

William Blake Nebuchadnezzar painting

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miniature TV screen, and he spoke warningly from the Los Angeles Times: “Moloch is coming.”Then with no recollection of having taken a step, Fric found that he had crossed the rose room to the door.He gasped for breath, though not because to his heretofore unseen form.This did not have the aura of a guardian angel, though surely it was. This felt ... menacing.The paper man turned from Fric and flung himself at the bay windows. When the crackling newsprint hit the glass, it ceased to be paper anymore, became a shadow, a flowing darkness, that swarmed through the beveled panes in the very way that it had pulsed through the ornaments on the Christmas tree the previous night.of his asthma. His heart boomed louder than the thunder that earlier had knocked through the sky.The Times lay on the floor by the overturned hamper.As Fric watched, the newspaper exploded off the Persian carpet as if caught in a wild wind, although not so much as a faint draft could [430] be felt. The several sections of the Times unfolded, blossomed; in seconds, they rumpled and swirled and noisily assembled themselves into a tall human figure, as if an invisible man had been standing there all the time and as if the blown newsprint had adhered

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

George Frederick Watts Watts Hope painting

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don’t you play detective? Make inquiries.”“I did make an inquiry. Who is she?”“Ask around. That’s not a question for me to answer.”“Why isn’t it?”“Because I have to abide by the sly-slippery-seductive rule, which sometimes makes any not only all the noise on the open line but also every whisper of sound in the library, until he seemed to have gone deafer than deaf.The silence felt deep, too, as though the guardian were calling from the bottom of an oceanic trench. Deep and so cold.guardian angel a pain in the ass.”“Okay. Forget it. Am I safe tonight? Can I wait till morning to find that deep and special secret place to hide?”“First thing in the morning will be all right,” the guardian said. “But don’t waste any more time. Prepare, Aelfric. Prepare.”“Okay. And, hey, I’m sorry for what I called you.”“You mean earlier—an attorney?”“Yeah.”“I’ve been called worse.”“Really?”“Much worse.”“And I’m sorry for trying to track you back.”“What do you mean?”[311] “It seems like a sneaky thing to do to an angel. I’m sorry for star sixty-nining you.”Mysterious Caller fell silent.An indefinable quality of the silence made it different from any hush that Fric had ever heard.This was a perfect silence, for one thing, and it sucked away

Friday, December 12, 2008

Lord Frederick Leighton The Garden of the Hesperides painting

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wooden cases had been stacked here partly for decoration and partly to conceal the entrance to the port-wine closet.Fric pressed a hidden latch-release button. One stack of wooden cases swung inward.Beyond lay a room the size of a walk-in closet. for two or three days, however, he would start to feel that he’d been buried alive. He’d collapse into a screaming fit of claustrophobia and eventually, descending into madness, he would probably eat himself alive, beginning with his toes and working upward.Unnerved by the direction their second conversation had taken, he’d forgotten to ask Mysterious Caller how long he could expect to be under siege.He retreated from the port closet and pulled shut the clever wine-case door.At the back was a rack of port wines fifty, sixty, and seventy years old.Ports were dessert wines. Fric preferred chocolate cake.He assumed that even in the late 1930s, when this house had been built, the nation had not been plagued by gangs of port-wine thieves. The closet had most likely been concealed just for the fun of it.This secret chamber, smaller than the fur vault, might make an adequate hiding place—depending on how long he would need to remain hidden. The space would be comfortable enough for a few hours.If he had to stay in here

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Thomas Gainsborough Cottage Girl with Dog and Pitcher painting

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bought. I gather you’re in competition for the same girl.”Neither the winter day outside nor the cool air here in the flower shop was responsible for the chill that might have rattled Ethan’s teeth if he hadn’t clenched them.He at the front of the shop, as though expecting to see someone familiar—and unwelcome—at the door.Ethan gave her an opportunity to consider her words, and at last she spoke: “He said you think he’s dead.”Images swelled to the foreground of memory: the empty gurney and the tangled shroud in the hospital morgue; the elusive phantom in the steam-blurred bathroom mirror; the lizard on the driveway, struggling to ascend in spite of its broken back, confronted by a cruel [150] degree of incline and by sluicing water as cold and insistent as the flow of time. ...“He said you think he’s dead,” Rowena repeated, shifting her gaze from the shop door to Ethan once more. “And he said I should tell you that you’re right.”suddenly realized that Rowena’s smile had a curious tilt, as though tempered by uncertainty or uneasiness.When she recognized how deeply her revelation troubled him, her tentative smile faltered, vanished.“He was a strange man,” she said.“Did he say anything else?”Rowena broke eye contact and looked toward the windows

Mark Rothko Violet Green and Red painting

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bed nearest the window, where Dunny had spent the past five weeks, stood unoccupied. The sheets were crisp, fresh, luminous in the gloom.Drowned daylight projected vague gray images of ameboid rain tracks from the window glass onto the bed. The sheets appeared to be acrawl with transparent spiders.When he saw that the patient’s chart was missing, Ethan figured that Dunny had been moved to another room or transferred to the ICU yet again.At the seventh-floor nurses’ station, when he inquired as to where he might find Duncan Whistler, a young nurse asked him to wait for the shift supervisor, whom she paged.Ethan knew the phoned you about fifteen or twenty minutes later.”At approximately ten-forty, Ethan had been at Rolf Reynerd’s apartment door, trembling with the memory of his foreseen death, pretending to be looking for the nonexistent Jim Briscoe. He’d supervisor, Nurse Jordan, from previous visits. A black woman with a drill sergeant’s purposeful carriage and the soft smoky voice of a chanteuse, she arrived at the nurses’ station with the news that Dunny had passed away that morning.“I’m so sorry, Mr. Truman, but I called both numbers you gave us and left voice-mail messages.”“When would this have been?” he asked.“He passed away at ten-twenty this morning. I

Monday, December 8, 2008

Vincent van Gogh View of Arles with Irises painting

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She said: 'We took two characteristics that seemed, on the surface, unlikely to be associated with each other - intelligence and sperm quality - and tested whether there was a statistical between them.
'We found a small positi: brighter men had better sperm.
'This association wasn't caused by habits like avoiding smoking or drinking - the big
The finding feeds into recent research showing intelligence is linked to many aspects
While it could be argued that brainy folks lead lives, Miss Arden believes IQ is an outward sign of good genes.
the genes involved in intelligence also have many other functions in the body, brainy people could expect to be fitter and more fertile.
Similarly, flaws that impair intelligence could and the ability to become a parent.
Miss Arden said: 'We were interested in testing the idea that if most of our genes act on many characteristics (not one gene, one trait), there might be a weak but across all of our characteristics - from nose to toes.
'This set of weak would give rise to a "fitness factor" in evolutionary terms.

Friday, December 5, 2008

Vincent van Gogh Wheat Fields painting

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was back again in the world he knew. Beyond the river the land appeared flat and empty, formless and vague, until far away it rose again like a wall, dark and drear. The sun that lay on Lothlórien had no power to enlighten the shadow of that distant height.`There lies the fastness of Southern Mirkwood,' said Haldir. `It is clad in a forest of dark fir, where the trees strive one against another and their branches rot and wither. In the midst upon a stony height stands Dol Guldur, where long the hidden Enemy had his dwelling. We fear that now
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Frodo looked and saw, still at some distance, a hill of many mighty trees, or a city of green towers: which it was he could not tell. Out of it, it seemed to him that the power and light came that held all the land in sway. He longed suddenly to fly like a bird to rest in the green city. Then he looked eastward and saw all the land of Lórien running down to the pale gleam of Anduin, the Great River. He lifted his eyes across the river and all the light went out, and he it is inhabited again, and with power sevenfold. A black cloud lies often over it of late. In this high place you may see the two powers that are opposed one to another; and ever they strive now in thought, but whereas the light perceives the very heart of the darkness, its own secret has not been discovered. Not yet.' He turned and climbed swiftly down, and they followed him.At the hill's foot Frodo found Aragorn, standing still and silent as a tree; but in his

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Winslow Homer The Houses of Parliament painting

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him, and over all hung a clear blue sky, as the Sun rode up from the East. Away in the South a dark patch appeared, and grew, and drove north like flying smoke in the wind.`What's that, Strider? It don't look like a cloud,' said Sam in a whisper to Aragorn. He made no answer, he was gazing intently at the sky; but before long Sam could see for himself what was approaching. Flocks of birds, flying at great speed, were wheeling and circling, and traversing all the land as if they were searching for something; and they were steadily drawing nearer.`Lie flat and still!' hissed Aragorn, pulling Sam down into the shade of a holly-bush; for a whole regiment of birds had broken away suddenly from the main
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him, especially if the Ranger is Aragorn. We must stop talking aloud, rest quietly, and set the watch.'It was Sam's turn that day to take the first watch, but Aragorn joined him. The others fell asleep. Then the silence grew until even Sam felt it. The breathing of the sleepers could be plainly heard. The swish of the pony's tail and the occasional movements of his feet became loud noises. Sam could hear his own joints creaking, if he stirred. Dead silence was aroundhost, and came, flying low, straight towards the ridge. Sam thought they were a kind of crow of large size. As they passed overhead, in

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Waterhouse A Mermaid

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song in a strange tongue. Then setting it aside, he turned to Frodo and in a soft tone spoke words the others could not catch. From the pouch at his belt he drew out the long leaves of a plant.'These leaves,' he said, 'I have walked far to find; for this plant does not grow in the bare hills; but in the thickets away south of the Road I found it in the dark by the scent of its leaves.' He crushed a leaf in his fingers, and it gave out a sweet and sense of frozen cold lessen in his side; but the life did not return to his arm, and he could not raise or use his hand. He bitterly regretted his foolishness, and reproached himself for weakness of will; for he now perceived that in putting on the Ring he obeyed not his own desire but the commanding wish of his enemies. He wondered if how they would now manage to continue their journey. He fell too weak to stand.The others were discussing this very question. They pungent fragrance. 'It is fortunate that I could find it, for it is a healing plant that the Men of the West brought to Middle-earth. Athelas they named it, and it grows now sparsely and only near places where they dwelt or camped of old; and it is not known in the North, except to some of those who wander in the Wild. It has great virtues, but over such a wound as this its healing powers may be small.'He threw the leaves into boiling water and bathed Frodo's shoulder. The fragrance of the steam was refreshing, and those that were unhurt felt their minds calmed and cleared. The herb had also some power over the wound, for Frodo felt the pain and also the

Monday, December 1, 2008

Neiman Whitey Ford

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Suddenly he slopped. There was an answer, or so he thought; but it seemed to come from behind him, away down the path further back in the Forest. He turned round and listened, and soon there could be no doubt: someone was singing a song; a deep glad voice was singing carelessly and happily, but it was singing merry dol! deny dol! and merry-o,Goldberry, Goldberry, merry yellow berry-o!Poor old Willow-man, you tuck your roots away!Tom’s in a hurry now. Evening will follow day.nonsense:Hey dol! merry dol! ring a dong dillo!Ring a dong! hop along! fal lal the willow!Tom Bom, jolly Tom, Tom Bombadillo!Half hopeful and half afraid of some new danger, Frodo and Sam now both stood still. Suddenly out of a long string of nonsense-words (or so they seemed) the voice rose up loud and clear and burst into this song:Hey! Come merry dot! derry dol! My darling!Light goes the weather-wind and the feathered starling.Down along under Hill, shining in the sunlight,Waiting on the doorstep for the cold starlight,There my pretty lady is. River-woman’s daughter,Slender . Can you hear him singing?Hey! Come

Van Gogh On the Outskirts of Paris

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is sheltered and snug enough, sir. There is a dry fir-wood just ahead, if I remember rightly.’ Sam knew the land well within twenty miles of Hobbiton, but that was the limit of his geography.Just over the top of the hill they came on the patch of fir-wood. Leaving the road they went into the deep resin-scented darkness of the tree. Three of them! There’s something mighty queer behind this.’ He was quite right, but he never found out any more about it.The morning came, pale and clammy. Frodo woke up first, and found that a tree-root had made a hole in his back, and that his neck was stiff.‘Walking for pleasure! Why didn’t I drive?’ he thought, as he usually did at the beginning of an expedition. ‘And all my beautiful feather beds are sold to the Sackville-Bagginses! These tree-roots would do them good.’ He stretched. ‘Wake up, hobbits!’ he cried. It’s a beautiful morningtrees, and gathered dead sticks and cones to make a fire. Soon they had a merry crackle of flame at the foot of a large fir-tree and they sat round it for a while, until they began to nod. Then, each in an angle of the great tree’s roots, they curled up in their cloaks and blankets, and were soon fast asleep. They set no watch; even Frodo feared no danger yet, for they were still in the heart of the Shire. A few creatures came and looked at them when the fire had own stopped several minutes and sniffed.‘Hobbits!’ he thought. ‘Well, what next? I have heard of strange doings in this land, but I have seldom heard of a hobbit sleeping out of doors under a